@tokinu_unikot via flickr
Stand in line.
Raise your hand only if you have something to say.
Bigger is better.
For you to win, someone else has to lose.
Being the boss is good.
People are lazy.
It’s okay to not know who you are so long as you know what a Kardashian is.
Foods should contain sodium nitrate, propyl gallate, and Yellow 6.
Vulnerability is for sissies.
Is this what you signed up for? Is that what you want your career to be?